Let's Smile


  • Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
  • Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
  • Me: I DID MY WAITING!
  • Mom: Oh, god, not again.
  • Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
  • Mom: Every time.
  • Me: IN AZKABAN!

TUMBLR UNIVERSITY
  • Supernatural Classes: Practical First Aid without Proper Tools, Benefits of Salt, Myths and Legends, Analysis of Destiel
  • Sherlock Classes: Analysis of Johnlock, Science, Observing (Not Seeing) 101, How to Deduce, How to be a Criminal Mastermind, How to Deal with Reichenbachfeels
  • Doctor Who Classes: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Timey-Wimey and Spacey-Wacey things, Identification of Extraterrestrial Beings
  • The Avengers Classes: How to Be a Superhero, Crime Fighting 101, How to Deal with Loki Feels
  • Harry Potter Classes: Potions, Herbology, Charms, Ancient Runes, Arithmancy, Astronomy, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms, Divination, Muggle Studies, Transfiguration
  • P.E.: Yoga with Tom Hiddleston, Gym with Chris Hemsworth, Quidditch, Swimming with Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Fangirl Classes: How to Overcome Season Finales, How to Deal with Fangirl Feels, Ships and OTP's 101

Add in your own language
  • English: I love you
  • Slovak : Milujem ťa
  • Finnish: Rakastan sinua
  • Slovenian: Ljubim te
  • Danish: Jeg elsker dig
  • Portuguese: Amo-te
  • Tagalog: Mahal kita
  • Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
  • Somali: Dhillo iska amus
  • Arabic: Ana bahebak
  • Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
  • Polish: Kocham cię
  • Albanian: Te dua
  • Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
  • Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
  • Greek: Σε αγαπώ
  • Irish: Táim i' ngrá leat
  • Japanese: (romajii) Aishiteru yo.
  • Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
  • Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
  • Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
  • Dean: Don't ever change.
  • Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
  • Hungarian: Szeretlek
  • Persian: Doostet daram
  • Turkish: Seni seviyorum
  • Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
  • Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
  • Italian: Ti amo~
  • Nightwing: Touch my ass
  • Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
  • asexual: will there be wifi
  • Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
  • Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
  • Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
  • Spanish: Te amo.
  • Pandoratard: My friend and equal, someone I can speak to openly.
  • No.6: I want your sperm.
  • French: Je t'aime
  • Tsundere: It's not like I love you or anything like that, you fucking moron!
  • ambitiousBard: So this is what love feels like, eh? Pretty exciting!
  • homestuck: HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU? I WANT TO KNOW.
  • Latvian: Es Tevi mīlu
  • German: Ich liebe Dich
  • Shizuo: IIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
  • KatnissEverdeenian: Real.
posted 5 hours ago via killcow · © l-ucia with 31,852 notes

Short Version of "Lord of the Flies"
  • Ralph: We need a fire.
  • Boys: Yeah, yeah!
  • (They make a fire)
  • Ralph: We need a fire.
  • Boys: Yeah, yeah!
  • (They make a fire)
  • Ralph: We need a fire.
  • Jack: Forget the fire. Let's kill each other.
  • Boys: Yeah, yeah!
  • (They do)
  • THE END.
posted 5 hours ago with 35 notes


funniest10k:


I bet they went to construction school or something. I wonder how their furniture looks.

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posted 1 day ago via burdge · © qinleng with 2,325 notes